By appointment only

Curated companionship for refined interiors.

An invitation-only service offering exceptional feline presence for homes that appreciate calm luxury, tasteful silence, and world-class lounging.

243

Private clients

98%

Retention rate

Resident talent

Sebastian

Director of Quiet Presence

Celebrated for composed observation, exceptional posture, and an instinctive understanding of premium upholstery.

The Private Collection

Selected for poise, presence, and a natural command of the room.

Mittens

Estate Comfort Specialist

Specializes in laps, cashmere throws, and acting offended by affordable furniture.

$180 / visit

Kevin

Director of Energetic Surprises

An unpredictable talent best known for dramatic hallway sprints and elite curtain judgment.

$260 / sitting

Princess

Head of Selective Affection

Will ignore twelve people in a row, then choose exactly one as if honoring a minor royal tradition.

$390 / evening

Choose by fluff density, nap discipline, or willingness to sit in the exact seat you wanted.

From one-hour visits to full weekend placements, each request is reviewed with complete and unnecessary seriousness.

Your resident arrives, evaluates the property, and decides whether you are emotionally suitable for the experience.

“Impeccable presence. Ignored me completely. Five stars.”

“Arrived late, judged my curtains, purred loudly. Excellent.”

“Stayed twelve minutes. We are still talking about it.”

Is membership available?

Availability is limited, arbitrary, and determined by forces beyond your control.

Are same-day placements offered?

Only for select households and only when the resident feels inspired.

What should I expect?

Mystery, elegance, light property damage, and absolutely no guarantees.

Applications are reviewed by an independent board of highly distracted cats.